This just in from the Pawnee, Indiana Department of Parks and Recreation…
The First Lady of the United States will be on the Parks and Rec season finale Thursday, April 24!
A reclosable Bud Light bottle is just admitting that people can’t finish one because it’s awful
Which is higher?
Somebody has to know the answer to this, but what is a higher ratio, President’s actual speaking time during the SotU to televised time OR actual time playing football between the whistles vs televised time? It’s gotta be the President right?